How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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This is not a joke or is it

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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LIFE :(

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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