Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

-Knock Knock -Come in!

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

rishi is gay (coventry england)

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

A man sat on a chair

You see how lame this is?

AIDS

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