- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

I had sex with my mother in law

a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

Knock knock Come in

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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