"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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Anti Joke

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