The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

I just found out i have cancer.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

A man walks into a bar Ouch!

A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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