- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

Neither have I

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

i have two hands.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

the WNBA

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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