What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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No.

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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My name is Harry.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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