- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

Paper shield.

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

Womens rights

Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(<>)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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