- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

Gay's

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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That's what she didn't say

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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