- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

Religion.

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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