- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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