- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

Do you like fishsticks No

What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

TIMMAH!

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

A guy was beet by his wife.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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