whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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falling didnt make the difference

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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Mark Wilson

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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