- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

What comes after 23? 24.

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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