Kim Kardashian got a job.

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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Mormons having fun.

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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