- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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