What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

knock knock get lost!

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

Rigo your a stupid ass

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

penis

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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