Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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Butt poop.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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Hi

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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