Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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Queens Park rangers

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken just lost his job and has entered into a deep depression. He was going to commit suicide at the local KFC, but as he walked into the KFC, he saw a beautiful woman. They lived a full and happy life together until the chicken died of old age. Turns out the woman was blind, and partially deaf.

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

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Anti Joke

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