- Anti Joke

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

Why does life suck? Because it does

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.