- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

Guess What! HI!

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

How did the mecanic die? He drowned

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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