- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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