- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

vaginas are pretty!!!!

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

penus

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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