A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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Ju... Just why?

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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