Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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