- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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spell backwards: taco cat

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

How do you hold someone in suspense?

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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