Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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colby doesnt shave

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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