Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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Justin Bieber

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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one day i went to bed

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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