Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

why did the puppy poop? he had too

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Samraj.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

A horse walks into a barn.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Romans rights.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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