so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

lol a man is drowning

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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