- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

hahahahaha thats not funny

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

Nickelback

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

how may i help you

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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