- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

colby doesnt shave

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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