- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

There's my tractor.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

you and your family will die tonight

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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