- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

roses are red. violets are violet...

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

Gingers.

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