How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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your life

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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