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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

Neither have I

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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