What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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your life

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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