- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

Neither have I

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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