- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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