- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

i dont like chris

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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