- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

No thank you, I don't like violence

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

Knock knock Who's there Police

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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