- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

My penis is big... not.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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