What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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falling didnt make the difference

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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