Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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TIMMAH!

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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the love boat

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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