Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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the love boat

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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Knock knock. Racism.

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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