- Anti Joke

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

Give me thumbs up!

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Queens Park rangers

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

Are you gay? No. Ok.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

why does column have a letter n?

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old