Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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