What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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