How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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