What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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