- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

womens rights

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

Whats an Anti Joke

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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