what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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A guy trips a blind man.

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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homework

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