A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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An English man walks into a pub.

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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