- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

"33"

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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