Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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the love boat

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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Knock knock. Racism.

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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