Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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Cheese stick

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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who is mark

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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