Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Kim Kardashian got a job.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

WNBA

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Mormons having fun.

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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