- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

Knock knock. Racism.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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