What did the hungry man do? He ate.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

elen degeneres is straight....

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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