An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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On a deserted island in the middle of nowhere three women have just been in a horrible boat wreck. They are okay and alive. One is a lovely smart brunette. An appealing ginger. And a blond.. named Becky. They take shelter when one of them notices a shimmer in the sand. They pick it up to discover that it was a golden lamp. They rub it and a blue cloud of smoke consumes them. Then a magnificent Guinnie appears and says "You have awoken me from my 10,000 year encasement inside that lamp! I shall grant you 3 wishes to show you my sincere gratitude." The brunette wishes for a plane so she can fly home. The ginger wishes for a boat to sail back home. The blonde was lonely so she wished that the brunette and the ginger were back with her.

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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