I got shot once it hurt a lot

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

Why did the

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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