Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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one day i went to bed

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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