- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

your going to die

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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