Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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The Pope

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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shut up iggy

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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