- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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