what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

what do u call a black man a black man

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

ME NAME IS JEFF

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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