A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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