- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Knock Knock. Go Away!

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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