- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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