- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

women's rights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

Knock knock. Racism.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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