Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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