jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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Mitt Romney penis

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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Mormons having fun.

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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