- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

I killed someone today. :D

full house

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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