- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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