why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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