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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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