Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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0 + 0 = 0

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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