- Anti Joke

What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Grammer is very important

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...