- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

knock knock get lost!

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

Spotto

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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