So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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Penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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shut up iggy

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What's the difference between a duck

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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