- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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