- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

WEED!

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

This is not a joke or is it

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

LIFE :(

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*