- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Jacob Edwards has friends

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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