There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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jwe

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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Women's rights

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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