How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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The Detroit Lions

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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