- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

Patriarchy.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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