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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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