- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

Cleveland winning something

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

A man made a sandwich.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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