- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

Davey Peterson.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

kieran scott has a huge back

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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