- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

A blind man walks into a wall.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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