Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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vaginas

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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