Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

Neither have I

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

You

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

A cow says moo and explodes.

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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