What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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Nippies

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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