Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

A white person at Harvard

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

An English man walks into a pub.

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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