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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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WHAT????

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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I have aids

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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I am a nigger.

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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