What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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Yeah right loser!

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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once upon a time there was a boy

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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People Order Our Patties

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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