What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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HEY YOU!!!!

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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