- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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