- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

How do you spell eight? 8

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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