- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

Charlotte Bobcats

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

DESERT

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

matty russel are you on here

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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