- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

spell backwards: taco cat

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

How do you spell eight? 8

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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