Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

Your mom.

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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