- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

Mormons having fun.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

squirrels with massive bonerss

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

Donkey lips

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Women's rights

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

rishi is gay (coventry england)

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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